People need to separate real life from fiction
Apr0
Books, movies, TV shows create a new world where laws of physics do not exist, miracles happen, and characters don’t react how a normal person would. It’s alright to fantasize the fictional world the media creates, but by the end of the day, you must realize that is a fictional world. It does not exist.
Take the recent popular teenage-girl novel, for example. I’ve never read the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, but I’ve read/heard reviews about it. And this FML post proves my point:
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
If anything, this is probably what would’ve happened: CollegeHumor’s “Deleted ‘Twilight’ Sex Scene”
Anyway, back to the point. If you say, “Aww, come on. It’s just a teenage girl who doesn’t know any better.” Okay, let’s move on to my next example: 24 and torture. Anybody who have seen 24 knows it’s a very intense show, and Jack Bauer never gives up a chance to torture someone until the guy gives up the info he wants. In the show, those intel are always accurate – not necessarily true in real life.
It is Day 6, between 10.00 and 11.00 in the hectic schedule of the television series 24, and a normal day at work for Jack Bauer of the Counter Terrorism Unit. “People in this country are dying, and I need some information. Now are you are going to give it to me, or do I have to start hurting you?” Inevitably, he does. A few lurid torture scenes later and the terrorist confesses, the civilised world is saved for another hour or so, and Jack, played by Kiefer Sutherland, is hurtling towards his next violent confrontation with the forces of evil.
This is the central plot of 24, in many respects the only plot of 24, a brilliantly constructed, wildly popular, strikingly timely series based on a single premise that also happens to be untrue. 24 is fiction, and so is the notion that torture produces results.
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Torture is morally repugnant and illegal, but also frequently useless. It certainly extracts confessions, but the resulting intelligence is usually flawed, and often dangerously inaccurate. Instead of undermining insurgency, routine abuse of captives has precisely the opposite effect.
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A person confessing under torture is motivated solely by the need to end the pain, which means telling the person wielding the electrodes whatever he wants to hear. The truth is irrelevant. Indeed, the greater the agony, the more likely is the victim to say whatever is expected. Once one lie has been extracted, more lies follow to back it up.
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Yet the idea that torture works has become deeply embedded in popular culture, thanks in large part to Jack Bauer, whose onscreen behaviour both reflected and reinforced the supposed correlation between inflicting pain and saving lives.
(Source: Times Online)
In this video, “Bill O’Reilly was desperately in search of a good argument for torture, but thanks to Cato Institute legal analyst David Rittgers — a former Army Captain — he came up empty.”
Third argument: special Hollywood effects. Enough said. If not, watch some Mythbusters (If Discovery Channel lies, then I don’t know what to believe anymore…)
First meteor shower viewing!
Apr0
Today, I stayed up late to study for the physics test I have tomorrow. As the time inched closer to four in the morning, I couldn’t help myself but keep glancing at my alarm clock every few minutes. All I wanted is the four o’clock mark to hit.
But twenty minutes to four, I’m already tired of this Ampere’s Circuital Law and B-field crap that I just wanted to call it quits. At the same time, I am excited to go lay out in the grass and watch my first meteor shower with my friend.
When we got to the Drill Field, I was surprised to see a few tents pitched, presumably they were waiting for tonight as well. I laid down and gazed upon the sky. It took a while for my eyes to realize that I’m not imagining the little dots in the sky. You cannot get a sky like this in Dallas.
A few minutes in, and someone shouted, “Look! Is that it?” Everybody turned to look. “That?” someone replied. “That’s an airplane. See that blue and red lights?”
Because I didn’t do my homework, I had no idea what part of the sky I’m supposed to keep an eye on. My friend saw five separate occurrences. She would yell, “Look! Look!” and I’d become frantic and scan the sky really fast and yell back, “What, what?” But lucky for me (and to her credit), I caught two glimpses of the faint red steaks trailing its way through the sky.
I was completely ecstatic when I sighted my first meteor shower. It’s similar to what you’d see in the movies, but 100 times dimmer. But seeing a red blaze streaking through the dark and starry night was very satisfying, and I couldn’t help but think how fast that meteor must be going and how tiny and insignificant I am.
I was completely in awe when I saw my second shower. Instead of just one meteor, there were five or so meteors in a ‘>’ formation, like a flock of birds, passing through the center of the sky. I would describe it more in detail, but 1) words can’t describe it, and 2) it happened so fast and so faint.
Googling now, what happened today is the Lyrid meteor shower. NASA has a headline news on it.
Despite the cold weather and having to stay up until 4 in the morning, I must say the experience I shared with my friend today was priceless. Definitely worth it. And I must go to bed now. I’m a bit disoriented and hungry right now.
How much is it to run my site?
Apr1
Call me a cheap Asian, but I’m starting to think my hosting, NearlyFreeSpeech.Net, is overpriced. On their pricing chart, storage cost is one cent per MB per month. MySQL database is one cent per day.
Say if you have a WordPress running, with 30 MB of stuff, and assuming you have really (really) low bandwidth, that’ll be $14.6 a year.
You’d say, come on, $15 a year isn’t that much, but keep in mind that’s only 30 MB worth of stuff. Let me put it this way – I can store 8.11 GB (276% increase in storage) of stuff on Amazon S3 with the same amount of money; $10 more, I can have Flickr pro, with unlimited storage and bandwidth (∞ increase in storage).
Something to rant about…
On the other hand, Google’s CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity) is looking promising. This AI-thing is happening sooner than I thought. Also, judging by her blog she created, she’s really into pandas (haha)
Google is implementing CADIE on all its services: Docs (Docs on Demand) , Gmail (Google Autopilot)
I’m a poker player
Mar0
…according to Google.
You know how some people say potential employers will search your name, find out what kind of person you are? Well, I was just looking to see if Google indexed my blog, and I was surprised that, first of all, Google autocorrected my “chen” for “chan” and “william” for “bill”, and second, a ton of people are called “william chen”. From PhDs to poker player (world series!).
Haha, now I kinda wish I have some exotic name.
Slumping economy
Mar0
It seems to me that every other day, I’d hear some company is slashing 200 or more employees. It’s rare to see green up ticks across the stock market board these days. The large sums of debt and government fundings of 100 billion are becoming numb to me. Nevertheless, there’s always another side you can look at this
Hard as it may be to believe, the crash will also help a lot of young families. The stocks that they buy in coming years are likely to appreciate far more than they would have if the Dow were still above 14,000. The same is true of future house purchases for the one in three families still renting a home.
The second reason is government policy. The Obama administration plans to raise taxes on the affluent, cut them for everyone else (so long as the government can afford it, that is) and take other steps to reduce inequality. Franklin D. Roosevelt did something similar and it had a huge effect.
Of course, these two factors both boil down to redistribution. One group is benefiting at the expense of another. Yes, many of the people on the losing end of that shift have done quite well in recent years, far better than most Americans. Still, the shift isn’t making the economic pie any bigger. It is simply being divided differently.
Which is why the third factor — education — is the most important of all. It can make the pie larger and divide it more evenly.
Source: NYT
Haha, I should probably start saving up money for investments. I also got to thinking, what careers won’t be affected in a global economy meltdown, such as this one? Doctors, professors, and debt collectors
The banks need another bailout and countless homeowners cannot handle their mortgage payments, but one group is paying its bills: the dead.
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The people on the other end of the line often have no legal obligation to assume the debt of a spouse, sibling or parent. But they take responsibility for it anyway.
…Dead people are the newest frontier in debt collecting, and one of the healthiest parts of the industry. Those who dun the living say that people are so scared and so broke it is difficult to get them to cough up even token payments.
Collecting from the dead, however, is expanding. Improved database technology is making it easier to discover when estates are opened in the country’s 3,000 probate courts, giving collectors an opportunity to file timely claims. But if there is no formal estate and thus nothing to file against, the human touch comes into play.
New hires at DCM train for three weeks in what the company calls “empathic active listening,” which mixes the comforting air of a funeral director with the nonjudgmental tones of a friend. The new employees learn to use such anger-deflecting phrases as “If I hear you correctly, you’d like…”
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Not everyone has the temperament to make such calls. About half of DCM’s hires do not make it past the first 90 days. For those who survive, many tools help them deal with stress: yoga classes and foosball tables, a rotating assortment of free snacks as well as full-scale lunches twice a month. A masseuse comes in regularly to work on their heads and necks.
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If a relative is more focused on denial or anger instead of, say, bargaining, the collector offers to transfer him to the human resources company Ceridian LifeWorks, where “master’s level grief counselors” are standing by. After a week, the relative is contacted again.DCM executives say some of the survivors not only gladly pay but write appreciative notes. They offered up a stack, with the names deleted, as proof.
Source: NYT
Back to “Slumdog” life
Mar0
Truthfully, I’ve never heard of the movie “Slumdog Millionaire” until Oscars, and I wouldn’t have watched it if it weren’t for the eight or so awards Oscars that were given to this movie. I decided to have a looksie, and it turned out not to be half bad. (Some things were left unexplained, so I didn’t feel completely satisfied by the end of the movie.. more on this later). The movie itself wasn’t extraordinarily touching, but what really changed my heart was the article published by Huffington Post:
Meanwhile, both Rubina and Azharuddin continue to wear their Oscar clothes and pine for life in America:
For Rubina, the highlight was her new pale blue dress, which she is still wearing. She says: “When we got to America, Uncle Danny (Boyle)) arranged for some clothes for us. I had never been given so many clothes. I picked out seven dresses and four pairs of shoes. I felt so special in my party dress that I never want to take it off. I felt like a princess walking down the red carpet.”
Rubina also said:
“I don’t want to sleep on the floor anymore. I want a proper bed and live where the air does not smell of poo. I have seen what it is like in America. Here, there is garbage everywhere, people get angry, swear and shout. I have realised how bad life is here. I just want to get out.”
Sounds like spoiled children, but can you blame them? They were taken from the lowest class to a rich and glamorous life, living the American dream, and after tasting a week of that life, they get dumped back to their slumdog lives. You can tell everything looked so fresh and exciting to them: they wouldn’t stop to take a breath during the Oscars red carpet interview, trying to score a teddy bear at Disneyland even though they just won the Oscars. The producers and the director, Danny Boyle, already sent the kids to school, set up a trust fund, and are also in the process of getting them a new home.
Who would’ve knew a small budget movie would change someone’s life forever?
Anyway, onto the unexplained things in the movie that made me go, “wait, how? who? when, what, where why?” (and apparently, I’m not the only one. As I turned to Google for the answers, Dear Cinema shared my confusion)
- How exactly did Jamal get on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Why did the show host want Jamal to lose so badly? What’s in for him if Jamal didn’t get the million dollars? If any, he should hope Jamal wins – the number of viewers will spike up –> TV company can charge more for the commercials –> bonus pay
- So that night when Salim was drunk and kicked Jamal out, what did Salim do to Latika? And why didn’t Jamal just wait outside the door – saves the trouble of losing and finding Latika years later.
Fly, little fly, fly!
Mar0
Haha, can’t believe someone actually attempted to do this

That is too epic. Too bad the flies didn’t felt like flying.
source: http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/02/fly_plane.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890
And on an economic-related note..
Change has come?

Sudo make me a sandwich
Feb0
I should totally make one of these.
Maybe sudo make me ramen, since I don’t have any bread or cheese…
-edit-
This was inspired by xkcd, a wonderful webcomic that has influenced quite a few things (including the YouTube audio comment preview feature…)

source: http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/02/sudo_make_me_a_sandwichrobot.html, http://www.brepettis.com/blog/2009/2/27/sudo-make-me-a-sandwich-robot.html
I have food!
Feb0
When you’re in a city like College Station, there’s not a lot of things you can get excited about. Not only that, but if you want to buy something, it’s kinda a hassle. Aaand, that’s why I love Amazon.
I bought some instant noodles from Amazon, and although I looked like a weirdo riding a bicycle with a huge Amazon box in my hand (I had to pick it up from Kinko’s), I’m still happy nonetheless.
Introducing, sesame chicken flavored instant noodles (to my stomach),
And it’s the Taiwan kind too!
New domain!
Feb0
Everytime I have to type in derivewilliam.com, I found it too long. That’s a total of 11 characters (which is quite short compared to woot’s uber long domain name)
Anyway, lemme introduce myself: iam-chen. Rather, will.iam-chen =D
