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Men are hopelessly predictable

After reading the Confessions of a Bachelor Party Stripper, it made me depressed after realizing men are idiots, and we’re too predictable. I wish there’s a guy that can prove to the world men can be resistant to sexual appeals, but sadly, I think all men are animals inside.

sigh.. but it’s good to know that “70 percent of bachelors are completely against having sex at their party, 20 percent are hoping that the women in the show will force it upon them so they won’t have to feel guilty, and the other 10 percent actively try to make it happen.” And the ones that try to make things happen argue, “There’s a price for everything.”

I found this anecdote hilarious (but at the same time, sad):

Guys make idiots of themselves in other ways too. At one party, the bride’s little brother was there. He was 18 or so, still in high school, and they got him totally wasted. All of a sudden, right in the middle of our show, he pulled out his penis and started playing with himself. In front of everybody! His father walked up to him and said, “Son, are you sure you want to be doing this?” The kid slurred “Leave me alone” and just kept going. He eventually passed out cold with it in his hand.

And also, today’s featured video: Would you do him outside? lolol